#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical
‘bondlock’
‘treklock’
‘hobbitlock’
‘wholock’
‘avengerlock’
‘superlock’
‘potterlock’
guys we need to stop
next thing you know, it’ll be ‘jesuslock’ and ‘stuffedanimallock’
oh
oh mY GOD
or
goddamit who brought lock lock along
probably fucking Anderson
That first one is a little uncomfortable, but I still wish she was my teacher.
it might make you uncomfortable but how is she wrong tho? used to watch this show every single time I could and now I remember why
The text is not what’s uncomfortable. I believe they’re probably referring to her not being a Native American and wearing a Native-inspired ‘costume’.
you wake up and it’s wednesday- supernatural season gr8 finale day! needless to say, you’re excited as fuck. you sit up in bed and check the time on your phone. but wait. for the date it says, “tuesday may 14th” except today is wednesday. how weird. it must be your phone bugging up or something. you climb out of bed and you’re walking out of your room when off in the distance, you hear it.
it’s the heat of the moment~
WHY AM I ACTUALLY UNSETTLED
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
“Cain said to the Lord, ‘My punishment is too great to bear! Behold, You have driven me this day from the face of the ground; and from Your face I will be hidden, and I will be a vagrant and a wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me.’But the Lord said to him, ‘Not so; anyone who kills Cain will suffer vengeance seven times over.’ Then the Lord put a mark on Cain so that no one who found him would kill him.” [Genesis 4:13-15]
what i said: i wish we had more queer characters in media
what that does not mean: i want gay characters to be the butt of jokes all the fucking time
what it also doesn't mean: please do something terrible to a trans woman
what it also also doesn't mean: queerbaiting
what it also also doesn't mean: I want all of those queer characters to be gay white men from the suburbs
here it is everyone the most unfunny and unoriginal post ever
im not sure i completely understand
“who can we summon first” is a really worn out joke and people only make those posts so that famous users will…
bless you jimbertimber :)
